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Ir vēls. Visi laikam jau guļ - beidzot klusums. Pulkstenis tikšķ. Diezgan skaļi pie tam. Vēl skaļāk. Ārā kaut kāds troksnis bija. Pie durvīm klusums, logi ir ciet. Izliekos, ka esmu ārā - skatos, kas tur trokšņo. Neviens nav. Kāds aizver durvis tālumā. Spārdu akmentiņus, čarkst gar smiltīm. Esmu ofisā. "Čau," atbildu, strādāju, datori rūc. Kaut kas nav riktīgi, cilvēku balsis aiz vates. Pareizi, esmu mājās patiesībā. Mans dators rūc. Un pulkstenis tikšķ. Kaut kas šņāc, bet es nezinu kas. Nobūkšķ durvis, manai mājai. Uz mani skatās krājkasīte-suns un smaida, un klusē. Es zinu, kas šņāc. Nahrenizēt tos trokšņus... Brrrrbrrrr chukchukchukshssshshshsh Skatos ar akmens seju uz ventilatoru. Bļauju sev iekšā, iztēlojos, kā dauzu to, gah, zinu, ka to nedarīšu. Mēs ar ventilatoru esam draugi. Mēs priecīgā ritmā lēkājam apkārt un man patīk arī kaimiņu mūzika, dažādi urbju trokšņi, silti ap sirdi paliek. Kad cilvēki bļauj, es arī priecīgs bļauju. Trokšņus nevar pierunāt draudzēties, viņiem nav jūtu, nekas nemainīsies, un man apnika. Brrbrrbrrr drdrasdrdadf
Ahh, mani mīļie Sennheiseri, un pasaule uzreiz skaistāka. Pat smaids...

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Depression:
Depression is a nonexistent condition made up by neglected children of work mommies and daddies. Not surprisingly, however, 16 year old girls and emo kids also adopt depression as a fashion accessory for attention whoring purposes.

Depressed people display specific symptoms that include contemplating suicide, listening to shit music, and writing 10 entries a day on LiveJournal. If a friend or loved one tells you that they are depressed or suicidal, you can see if this is the case by trolling them mercilessly, both OL and IRL. If you drive them to an herodom, then they were probably genuinely depressed, and the world is better off without them bringing down everyone's buzz. But if they don’t top themselves, you should kill them right where they stand, because they are lying posers and not worth listening to.

Depressed people are often cutters, and have a good self-indulgent crying-and-glue-huffing session at least 100 times a day. Plus they smell like shit and Gerard Way's semen, which is probably why they cut themselves.

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