Komiksi, (^_^) Options

[Kikyou]

Iemesls, kāpēc jau divas nedēļas gaisa elementa zīmējums kavējās... Fakinā matemātika, nosit visu motivāciju...

[Aven]

vektõri...jēēē...man toreiz bija 10 XD

[ReD_FoXy]

Nekas īpašs un baigi foršš, bet varbūt kāds tomēr uztvers ideju. Labi, uztvers tikai viens cilvēks XD

[Aven]

es nesapratu

[ReD_FoXy]

es nesapratu

but - pakalja
-er galotne kaa profesija, nodarboshanaas veids.
un vaardu speele ar butter kaa sviestu.

[Aven]

ā nujā to es daudz maz sapratu, bet butter es sapratu kā- sviesta cilvēks XD

[Kikyou]

Hahahahahhahaahha. XDD Vārdu spēles rullz.

[Cowkiller]

loooool tigra2 tavi komiksi pwnz!!!
btw man ir prikoli,tachu tie nav ziimeeti...

1) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3) Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4) The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5) If you can see Chuck Norris he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
6) Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
7) Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
8) Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment tanks and fighter jets.
9) Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry the man ate a ````ing Indian.
10) In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
11) There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
12) Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
13) Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the ```` down.
14) Chuck Norris is ten feet tall weighs two-tons breathes fire and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
15) The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
16) Contrary to popular belief Chuck Norris not the box jellyfish of northern Australia is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever blurred vision beard rash tightness of the jeans and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
17) Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
18) If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is he always says "Two seconds 'til." After you ask "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
19) Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
20) When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
21) The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
22) Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
23) CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
24) Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
25) There is no theory of evolution just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
26) Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
27) What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
28) Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
29) Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
30) Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
31) Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes he disembowels them.
32) A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
33) Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
34) Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting ````ed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
35) If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble you win. Forever.
36) Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch " Norris replied "That's no glitch."
37) Fool me once shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will ```` you up.
38) The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris play

This post has been edited by Cowkiller: Oct 7 2006, 15:27

[Kikyou]

Kirils > Čaks Noriss. :B

Anwyay. Stulbības (jau atkal) sit augstu vilni.



Katrs idiots zin, ka gravitācija uz viegliem cilvēkiem ķermeņiem nedarbojās.

This post has been edited by Kikyou: Oct 31 2006, 18:17

[Dead Star]

Kirils > Čaks Noriss. :B

Anwyay. Stulbības (jau atkal) sit augstu vilni.

Vieglus cilvēkus gravitācija neskar~!

Hihii .. gravitācija ir atpakāaāļ ^O^

[Arts]

Kirils ir Čaka Norrisa ļaunais dvīņu brālis.

[Cowkiller]

oke te ir dazhi par kuriem es veeljoprojaam reeecu!!!





man ir veel...

[edg]

...bet nav jeegas likt, jo mees visi pashi varam apskatiit http://www.vgcats.com/

[Kikyou]

Un tagad mēs visi zināsim, ka summonojot kaut ko krītošu, ātri jāskrien prom.
Tiem, kas skatījušies kaut kādas tur action animes, kā Bleach vai Naruto, vajadzētu to "HAYAI!!!" saprast.

This post has been edited by Kikyou: Nov 2 2006, 19:59

[Kikyou]

Un nesmieklīgas vārdu spēles turpinās-!