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[Tador]

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"

[Rob_X]

10 signs the new Mir computer is running Windows 95:
# 10 The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to continue."

#9 There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data.

#8 The computer refuses to interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee maker.

#7 Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA 900#.

#6 Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellite's computers to keep their system running.
#5 The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper driver cannot be found."

#4 The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life support, the solar panels and thrusters at the same time.

#3 The astronauts spend three days looking for cyrillic version of the CTRL-ALT-DEL keys.

#2 Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror.

And the number one sign the new Mir computer is running Windows 95....

#1 You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg.