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![]() Hakushaku ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Kaigan Valde Posts: 699 Joined: 20-October 04 ![]() |
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?" |
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![]() Lone Wolf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: weirdo Posts: 901 Joined: 17-December 04 From: Gotei 13 ![]() |
Mazliet rupja un laikam visiem zinaama anekdote:
Michael Jackson and the kids are flying in a plane. Suddenly the plain is starting to fall. Pilot: Michael, we have only 2 parachutes! One for me and one for you! Michael: But what about the kids? Pilot: f.ck the kids! Michael: Do we have time? Mazliet truls jocinsh... -------------------- ![]() |
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