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| Tador |
 Nov 14 2004, 21:33
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 Hakushaku  Group: Kaigan Valde Posts: 699 Joined: 20-October 04  |
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?" |
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| SheWr |
Jan 5 2005, 20:00
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 Lone Wolf Group: weirdo Posts: 901 Joined: 17-December 04 From: Gotei 13 |
Mazliet rupja un laikam visiem zinaama anekdote:
Michael Jackson and the kids are flying in a plane. Suddenly the plain is starting to fall. Pilot: Michael, we have only 2 parachutes! One for me and one for you! Michael: But what about the kids? Pilot: f.ck the kids! Michael: Do we have time? Mazliet truls jocinsh... --------------------  |
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Tador Vispaar labaakie jocinji... Taa luuk! Nov 14 2004, 21:33
Rob_X :lol: good one ^^^
here's mine:
Buy Windows9... Nov 15 2004, 00:45 Rob_X WINDOWS -- Will Install Needless Data On Whole Sys... Nov 15 2004, 00:51 Rob_X 10 signs the new Mir computer is running Windows 9... Nov 15 2004, 00:59 edg Par DOS runaajot, pats Microsoft (nezinu vai tiesh... Nov 15 2004, 12:48 Tador A major research institution has recently announce... Nov 15 2004, 14:23 Hikaru http://otaku.lv/uploads/20041115_698_UnderstandTec... Nov 15 2004, 17:50 Seven_of_zero Sis joks gan būs saprotams tiem kuri ir skatijusie... Nov 24 2004, 16:59 Seven_of_zero vaks irakai. Jaunakas zinas :o
Godzilla Assistin... Dec 12 2004, 09:50 Seven_of_zero Un kada pavisam nopietna zina. :D
Heero Yui and... Dec 12 2004, 09:52 aya-angel Ja kāds zinātu kā es izsmejos, kad pirmoreiz šito ... Jan 3 2005, 23:17 Ramiel ahahaaha labas veestules :D Jan 5 2005, 18:04 Yume Em, jā gan, plakans gan tas humoriņš.
OK, hehe, e... Jan 6 2005, 00:34 aya-angel :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Superīgs... Jan 9 2005, 11:48 aya-angel CURRICULUM VITAE (paraugs)
Personas dati
Edīt... Jan 18 2005, 20:52 aya-angel Ārprāc kā es rēcu šito lasīdama!!!... Jan 18 2005, 20:56 Kikumi O, jā! Sist bērnus ar sūdainu mietu. Standarta... Jan 18 2005, 20:59 aya-angel Man jau tās datorprasmes un valodu prasmes patīk... Jan 18 2005, 21:01 Kikyou ...trīs burtu kombinācija.
L O L . XDDDDD Gandrīz ... Jan 18 2005, 21:15 aya-angel Jā, tas bija labs gabals!!! :lol: Jan 18 2005, 22:08 Delicatty Valodas XD Francju >>> Zjirafeer pidirsaa... Jan 18 2005, 22:10 aya-angel Ha, ha!!!!! :D Ko tik cilvēki ... Jan 18 2005, 22:28 edg Labs, man vislabaak patika Gurkju konserveeshana u... Jan 18 2005, 22:33 Delicatty http://otaku.lv/uploads/20050118_925_fp0252.jpg
ht... Jan 18 2005, 22:55 Yume Ne, par to CV, nez man tas kautkā paralēli aizgaja... Jan 19 2005, 00:57
aya-angel
Tev tas vēl saglabājies??? Tu varētu to mums p... Jan 19 2005, 07:53 Yume Nea, mums viņu neatdeva.
Žel, lieta bija laba. Bū... Jan 19 2005, 17:56 Batou tā kartiņa ar vārdiem "take me to your dealer... Jan 19 2005, 19:08 Delicatty Es te veel vienu atradu bildiic =] riktiigi atbils... Jan 20 2005, 23:17 edg Ljoti labi, ka tik mazs. Eertaak paarredzams. Jan 20 2005, 23:22 Seven_of_zero Anime Drinking Game.
General Rules:
Drink once w... Jan 21 2005, 11:00 Seven_of_zero Japanese Error Haikus
Windows NT crashed.
I am... Jan 21 2005, 11:14 Kikyou LOL! XDDDDDDDDD
"Windows NT crashed.
I am... Jan 22 2005, 16:03 Delicatty 14 Bībeliski veidi kā atrast sievu
1. Atrodi ska... Jan 22 2005, 23:03 Kikyou EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just ann... Jan 23 2005, 20:57 Kyoushu
XDDDDDDDDD Jan 26 2005, 15:26 Delicatty Hei, bērni! Ja jūsu mamma un tētis uz Ziemassv... Jan 23 2005, 22:10 Batou http://otaku.lv/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/1106... Jan 24 2005, 03:41 Spectre Kikyou ak dievs nu tas bija vienkaarshi labais, la... Jan 24 2005, 08:51 arteck Lūk, Kikyou ieraksts liek iedomāties par Orvela 19... Jan 24 2005, 13:48 Delicatty Tiiko atgriezos no pastaigas ar savu suniiti taads... Jan 27 2005, 21:47 Delicatty Vecaas dziesmas jaunaas skanjaas :P
Kaut zinot ... Feb 6 2005, 23:51 Delicatty Kā tik dzīvē nenotiek!!!!.
Viens p... Feb 7 2005, 01:25 Kikyou
:lol: !!!! Šitais labais bija =DD... Feb 9 2005, 10:05 Delicatty Dieva deelj neveriet valjaa =]]]] Padoms: Un spied... Feb 7 2005, 01:31 Delicatty Jaunais mācītājs gatavojas novadīt savu pirmo mesi... Feb 10 2005, 00:08 Yume OK, tad mans arī kautko piemetīs pilnai laimei.
K... Feb 10 2005, 00:22 edg Es arii maaku vaardu speeles!
Tiem, kas nezin ... Feb 10 2005, 00:49 Shinobi-sama ja nemaldos tad bija
zaldaats redz ka gjeneraals ... Feb 10 2005, 12:16 Delicatty Gribi Extremaalas Izjuutas? Pameegjini jauno uzlab... Feb 14 2005, 20:33 Dzonis vizuaals joks..no varianta, ko var uztaisiit no vi... Feb 21 2005, 18:49 dmonster Pa visu šo topiku var skaļi pateikt ROFL Feb 21 2005, 20:07 edg :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dazhas no taam bildeem ir pat... Feb 21 2005, 20:08 MIMI :D :D :D nice !!!! Feb 21 2005, 20:08 Westy http://otaku.lv/uploads/20050302_580_agents[1].jpg... Mar 2 2005, 13:25 Tador
ummm.... whozzat? Mar 2 2005, 14:49 Delicatty WindowsCE+WindowsME+WindowsNT= CEMENT Mar 4 2005, 09:54 Delicatty NOSAUKTŅU SADALPIEŠĶIRTNE CENTRIFŪGAS PRIEKŠLIKUM... Mar 11 2005, 02:36 Delicatty pff es te viena p sho topicu kuljos <_<
Nu s... Apr 14 2005, 22:13 Rags
Verrrry funny...
___________________ Apr 14 2005, 22:49 edg Tas ljoooti vecs joks. Shkjiet pirmoreiz lasiiju k... Apr 15 2005, 01:21 Delicatty Bet redz kā saglabājies ^^ "Klasika! , Kl... Apr 15 2005, 15:22 Kikyou Hmmm...
Ābrams lūdz Dievu. "Dievs, tev mūžīb... Apr 15 2005, 15:48 Delicatty MAZIEM BĒRNIEM NELASĪT :P
Tāla krievijas sādž... Apr 15 2005, 18:03 ETM interesanti kaa dezhuurmaasa vareetu kljuudas peec... Apr 15 2005, 18:36 Delicatty nu bet tāpēc jau tā ir anekdote ^^
Ezkursija muz... Apr 15 2005, 18:47 Delicatty http://www.hahahumor.com/funny-flash-anima...-view... May 1 2005, 21:36 -Kai- :lol: :lol: :lol: AAAA tas otrais ir par to
ko ... May 2 2005, 00:46 Seven_of_zero Tei kas spele Ultimu sapratis.
Balrona Dienasgraam... May 6 2005, 07:26 dmonster Neko tieši nesaprotu, bet labs ir. May 6 2005, 14:41 bloody_dragon mazliet melnaa humora....
http://otaku.lv/uploads/... May 6 2005, 19:43 ETM nothing personal, i just had to share it.
http://o... May 11 2005, 15:24 bloody_dragon http://otaku.lv/uploads/20050513_520_fun3.jpg May 13 2005, 22:54 dmonster Trīs blondīnes staigā pa tuksnesi un atrod Jina la... Jun 2 2005, 18:21 PHz Firmai no Ignats Streļeckijs
Motivācijas vēstulis... Jun 3 2005, 09:09 Sigfa ghh, tas bij labs :D Jun 3 2005, 09:21 alt RE: Vispaar labaakie jocinji... Taa luuk! Jul 18 2005, 20:11 Pinky joks iz dator pasaules. :P
http://otaku.lv/uplo... Jul 19 2005, 04:43 Seven_of_zero ***just got this in my email***
Advance warning t... Jul 22 2005, 04:09 Seven_of_zero http://otaku.lv/uploads/20050722_319_UOSE_vote2_10... Jul 22 2005, 04:18 JurCHiX He he... ---> kapēc nevajadzētu dzert
:D :D Jul 22 2005, 17:24 Zuzix JurCHiX - labs... tagad laikam wisiem dalec ka dze... Jul 22 2005, 21:28 deleted-ray Drīzāk jau radīsies iedvesa kā izrīkoties ar savēj... Jul 23 2005, 13:18 flasherr nu šiten viens:
http://otaku.lv/uploads/20050723_3... Jul 23 2005, 17:27 edg
Labaakais iemesls, kaadu man naacies redzeet! Jul 23 2005, 17:41 Isabel Carmin fon Edelhain Te turpinājums par alko tēmu.
___________________... Jul 23 2005, 19:50 flasherr par alkoholu: http://www.delfi.lv/jokes/index.php?... Jul 23 2005, 20:40 ETM Iedzert var vienreiz.. nu divreiz..... labi, triis... Jul 23 2005, 21:29 PHz Jā, vecīt, teletūbijiem nav ne vainas... peace :D... Jul 23 2005, 23:32 flasherr nūu. Rakstot gugļā "adult swim", uzdūros... Jul 24 2005, 21:16 lastguru nu cik atceros, taa ir cartoon network rubrika... ... Jul 24 2005, 23:20 PHz flasherr, diemžēl netaisās man tavs links, bet pas... Jul 25 2005, 02:11 Dzonis nav tik labs kā pazeme.lv atrodamās kolāžas, bet s... Jul 26 2005, 13:03 lastguru jaa jau runaajam par japaanjiem, skat sheit: www.e... Jul 31 2005, 18:37 rebel shito mans teetux shd kkaa uzraka..palasiiju un sm... Aug 1 2005, 00:15 lastguru jaa, shitais man patiik - posteeju nesen kaa atsev... Aug 1 2005, 10:48 edg Jo vairaak saprot japaaniski, jo smiekliigaaks:
ht... Aug 3 2005, 23:18 anti Ar viesu uzņemšanu tīri labi var ietaupīt un pat i... Aug 10 2005, 17:43 deleted-ray Labāk ar to viesu uzņemšanu neaizrauties vispār. N... Aug 10 2005, 18:20 |
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