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[edg]

Ljoti labi, ka tik mazs. Eertaak paarredzams.

[Seven_of_zero]

Anime Drinking Game.
General Rules:

Drink once whenever there is a bath/shower scene.

Drink once every time a robot combines/transforms etc. Twice if it is accompanied by the "Synthesized Battle Music Theme".

Drink once every time a character says an English word or phrase. Finish the bottle if the word is "Darlin".

Drink once whenever you see a sign, computer readout etc. in English. Three times if it's not spelled right.

Drink once whenever a Hyperdimensional sledgehammer/16 ton weight/.44 Automag is used to subdue somebody.

Drink once if the big giant robot ends up being piloted by somebody other than the person who was supposed to fly it.

Drink once when the background goes abstract for dramatic effect. If the action repeats itself X times, drink X times.

Drink once when an unexpected wind gust blows a character's hair to make him/her look pensive.

Drink once if a character has one eye covered constantly by his or her hair.

Drink once if a major character gets to have a long speech or monologue before he or she dies.

Drink once when a (beautiful) female character is shown in a slow pan from her ankles up to her head.

Drink once when a character's eyes vibrate to show inner tension.

Drink once when you get a theme song which sounds like "Tiffany On Helium."

Drink every two minutes of an episode of "Double Zeta Gundam" (You'll NEED it)

Drink once for a magical girls transformation sequence, twice if it's Sailor Moon.

Drink once anytime a number of characters in a scene fall over rigid, drink twice if it's specifically a "Takahashi falldown"

Drink once for an in-joke from another anime or Star Trek.

Drink once at the beginning of the show, (this is also cumulative) if one of the seiyuu is Hayashibara Megumi, Tsuru Hiromi, Sakuma Rei, Hidaka Noriko, Shimamoto Sumi, Tomizawa Michie, Inoue Kikuko, Aya Hisakawa, Shimazu Saeko or Ikeda Shuhichi.

Drink once when the laws of physics are violated (depending on your knowledge of physics, this is almost the entire show for anything mecha-related)

Drink once every time animation is reused in a series.

Drink once whenever bad food is prepared by an anime girl, half if someone actually eats it.

Drink once when someone is about to say something monumental only to be interrupted by a third party.

Drink once when someone shouts out the name of the attack before attacking.

Drink once on bathing suit scenes, the whole thing if it's actually relevant to the plot.

Drink once whenever the main character has fantasy dream sequences, chug if (s)he is rudely awakened by reality.

Drink once whenever excessive and needless violence is used. (Warning: Only for drinkers with a heavy tolerance!)

Drink twice whenever someone bleeds from the mouth.

Drink twice for a nosebleed.

Drink twice every time someone makes an elaborate death speech.

Drink twice every time someone dies just as they're about to say something important.

Drink half every time a character's hair changes to some completely weird color when in dim light. (such as Rally's hair in Silent Mobius, or Miyu's to an extent, whenever she's in the Dark.)

Drink once anytime a Miyazaki flying machine appears on the screen.

Drink whenever possible (e. g. in between breaths) while watching dubs. It dulls the pain.

Designated driver rule: Drink once when the military actually does a strategically intelligent move.

Designated driver rule: Drink once if you hear song lyrics that have a direct bearing on the plot.

[Seven_of_zero]

Japanese Error Haikus

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

[Kikyou]

LOL! XDDDDDDDDD
"Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.", tas man patika vislabāk. xD

[Ella]

14 Bībeliski veidi kā atrast sievu

1. Atrodi skaistu kara gūstekni, paņem uz mājām, apgriez viņai matus un nagus un iedod jaunas drēbes. Tad viņa būs tava.
-- (5.Mozus 21:11-13)
2. Atrodi prostitūtu un appreci viņu.
-- Hozeja (Hozejas 1:1-3)
3. Atrodi kādu septiņu meitu tēvu un radi labu iespaidu par sevi, dzirdod viņa ganāmpulku.
-- Mozus (2.Mozus 2:16-21)
4. Nopērc nekustamo īpašumu un saņem sievieti piedevām.
-- Boass (Rutes 4:5-10)
5. Aizej uz tusiņu un noslēpies. Kad meitenes iet rotaļās, pagrāb vienu un aiznes.
-- Benjamīna cilts (Soģu 21:19-25)
6. Pierunā Dievu, lai viņš uzrada sievieti, kamēr tu guli. Piezīme: tas maksās vienu ribu.
-- Ādams (1.Mozus 2:19-24)
7. Salīgsti strādāt septiņus gadus bez algas, lai varētu apprecēties. Iespējams, ka tevi apkrāps, tad strādā vēl septiņus gadus.
-- Jēkabs (1.Mozus 29:15-30)
8. Nogriez 200 priekšādiņas topošā sievastēva inaidniekiem, tad dabūsi viņa meitu par sievu.
-- Dāvids (1.Samuēla 18:27)
9. Pat ja galīgi nevienas nav, vienkārši ilgāk pagaidi un tu noteikti kādu atradīsi.
-- Kains (1.Mozus 4:16-17)
10. Kļūsti par lielas valsts imperatoru un sarīko skaistuma konkursu.
-- Kserkss (Esteres 2:3-4)
11. Ja tu redzi kādu, kas tev patīk, aizej mājās un saki vecākiem: "Es gribu šo sievieti, dabūjiet viņu man". Ja vecāki šaubās par tavu izvēli, paliec pie sava: "Dabūjiet viņu man. Es viņu gribu."
-- Simsons (Soģu 13:1-3)
12. Nogalini kādu vīru un paņem viņa sievu.
-- Dāvids (2.Samuēla 11)
13. Neesi tik izvēlīgs! Aizstāj kvalitāti ar kvantitāti.
-- Sālamans (1.Ķēniņu 11:1-3)
14. Sievu?...NU NĒ!!!
-- Pāvils (1.Korintiešiem 7:32-35)

[Kikyou]

EuroEnglish

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's govt conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": -- In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.


ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

[Ella]

Hei, bērni! Ja jūsu mamma un tētis uz Ziemassvētkiem joprojām nav nopirkuši PlayStation 2, tad jūs to iegūsiet bez maksas! Vai kādreiz esat dzirdējuši par Jēzu Kristu? Lai vai kā, viņš ir dzirdējis par jums un vēlās, lai jums būtu visas feinākās rotaļlietas, kuras jums nav nopirkuši vecāki! Jēzus ir vīlies vecākos, jo tie nevēlās, lai jums būtu pašas jaunākās rotaļlietas, kuras ir pelnījuši visi bērni!
Ja neko neesi dzirdējis par Jēzu, tad zini, ka tā ir viena tāda dievība, kas dzīvo debesīs un tevi mīl tik ļoti, ka vēlās tev dāvāt bezmaksas PlayStation 2! Kā iegūt īpašumā PlayStation 2:
1. Pasaki Jēzum, ka tu ienīsti savus vecākus, un, ka tu labāk vēlētos viņu par tēti. Vēl palūdz, lai tev atlaiž tavus grēkus un apslaca tevi ar savām asinīm! (to var panākt spēlējot spēli Grand Theft Auto 3)
2. Atrodi savas mammas vai tēta kredītkarti (tukšs čeks būtu pat labāk).
3. Pazvani uz baznīcas biroju un tur tev paskaidros, kā lietot vecāku kredītkarti. Ja nevari atrast kredītkarti, tad tevi iemācīs, kā lietot tēta čekus.
Pats labums, ka klāt PlayStation 2 nāk spēle “Tony Hawk’s Underground”, kas ir modificētā variantā. Ir iespējams uzlikt Jēzus seju, un tad visi cheat kodi būs automātiski uzlikti uz “God Mode”. Nu un kā tad bez papildus trikiem un iespējām...
Lai kā man visu laiku negribētos to teikt, tomēr atkal ir jāatzīst tas, ka būt kristietim ir ļoti izdevīgi. Kristiešiem ir iespējams iegūt savā īpašumā jaunu mobilo telefonu! Atkal apliecinājums tam, ka būt kristietim ir izdevīgāk, nekā būt ateistam, budistam vai sātanistam, jo nevienam no šiem nav iespējas iegūt tik vērtīgas mantas bez maksas!
Lai iegūtu jaunu mobilo telefonu, viss, kas tev ir jādara, ir jāpieņem Jēzus kā personīgais glābējs līdz 2005. gada 1. janvārim – un viss! Kā papildus labums, ja tev ir kas nepieciešams, ir iespēja pazvanīt Jēzum personīgi. Jāuzspiež tikai “*1” un tu tiksi savienots ar Jēzu!
Ko tu vēl gaidi!? Tev nav ko zaudēt, izņemot dvēseli! Pasteidzies!


Igaunis jautā autobusa šoferim:
- Vai sis autopuss prauc uz Tallinu?
- Nē.
- Us kurieni tad vinc prauc?
- Pakaļā!
- Vai tas ir caur Tallinu?

[Batou]

[Spectre]

Kikyou ak dievs nu tas bija vienkaarshi labais, lasiju un jo taalaka tiku jo atrak lasiju un jo aatraak alasiju jo skalaak smeejos.....
P.S. mani vecaaki mani shodien nu galiigi nesaprot, ir prmdiena, riits, tuliit saakises darba diena un darba nedeela ..... .maneejais smaidiigs n msejaas visu laiku.......... ----> Otaku

[arteck]

Lūk, Kikyou ieraksts liek iedomāties par Orvela 1984 pieminēto Newspeak. Bloody mess.

[Kyoushu]

EuroEnglish

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's govt conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": -- In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.


ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

XDDDDDDDDD

[Ella]

Tiiko atgriezos no pastaigas ar savu suniiti taads dziivais joks staigaa pa rajonu =]
Iet viens diivains tips pa zaljo zonu (shobriid balto) un murmina ne paaraak klusi ... "Eljektri4ka, ja eljektri4ka.... Zasulauks naakamaa pietura"

[Ella]

Vecaas dziesmas jaunaas skanjaas


Kaut zinot to, ka drope ir
galā, Pat students staigā tur, kur tam
tīk, Mēs nokniebsimies kanāla
malā, Mums iespers sētnieks
pohmelīgs. Kad Vasja atrubījies būs
slīpi, Mēs sadzirdēsim, kā šamais
bezd. Ne es, ne tu, neviens te nav
skaidrā, Kas viegli ielej, smagi prom
iet. Es tev stāstīšu visādas
blēņas, Par supporteri Hattrickā. Un
pasūtīšu nahuj iet sēņot, Lidot pāri
peļķei atrubonā. Vēl iemācīsimies
dirsties klusu, No āžu dīrāšanas prom
bēgt Tad aizsūtīs mūs abus uz
Straupi, Kur delīrijā varēsim
ķērkt. Jo kas korķi izšauj, Pats no
korķa krīt; Kas vienmēr dzerstās
apkārt Tur, kur pašam tīk? Kas vienu
plakstu atver un pēc tam otru ar? Ko
smagi moca pohas – hei, glābjas, kas
vien var! Še tev mana plauša, Anka,
niere, sirds, Vai tas ir tas, ko
gaidi, Vai vecais labais spirts? Kas
vienu plakstu atver un pēc tam otru
ar? Ko smagi moca pohas – hei, glābjas,
kas vien var! Draugi pārmetīs mums
šmigaino noti, Un teiks, ka āžus dīrā
citādāk, Bet mēs abi zinām ļoti, ak
ļoti, Ka salāpīties var atklātāk. Un
kad alū skalosim mēs rīkles, Bet augšā
spīdēs apaļš balts logs Aiz smaidiem
noslēpsim mēs pohas, Tas bija varen
izdevies joks. Kaut zinot to, ka
drope ir galā, Pat students staigā tur,
kur tam tīk, Mēs nokniebsimies kanāla
malā, Mums iespers sētnieks
pohmelīgs. Kad Vasja atrubījies būs
slīpi, Mēs sadzirdēsim, kā šamais
bezd. Ne es, ne tu, neviens te nav
skaidrā, Kas viegli ielej, smagi prom
iet. Neviens nav skaidrā Podā
vemt Uz Straupi laižam Tad atkal dzert

[Ella]

Kā tik dzīvē nenotiek!!!!.
Viens pāris vidējā vecumā no Dienvidu
Karolinas, ASV, ziemas vidū noilgojies
pēc siltuma nolēma aizbraukt uz Floridu
un apmesties tajā viesnīcā, kurā viņi
bija pavadījuši laulības nakti pirms 20
gadiem. Vīrs devās uz turieni dienu
agrāk. Viesnīcas numurā viņš
ieraudzīja datoru un izlēma izsūtīt
emailu sievai. Diemžēl viņš kļūdījās
vienā burtā. Emails tika izsūtīts
atraitnei no Hjustonas, kura tikko bija
atgriezusies no bērēm un gribēja
pārbaudīt, vai elektroniskajā
pastkastītē nav gadījumā kādu
līdzjūtības vēstuļu no radiniekiem un
draugiem. Atraitnes dēls atrada viņu
bezsamaņā pie datora un izlasīja
sekojošo uz ekrāna: Kam: Mana mīļā
sieva Temats: Esmu jau uz vietas.
Zinu, ka esi pārsteigta saņemot ziņu no
manis. Tagad šeit ir pieejami datori
un ir atļauts sūtīt emailus tuviniekiem.
Tikko esmu norezervējis vietu.
Viss jau ir sagatavots uz Tavu rītdienas
ierašanos. Priecājos par mūsu
tikšanos. Ceru, ka Tavs ceļojums būs
tikpat bez problemātisks, kā manējais.
P.S.: Šeit zemāk ir tiešām ļoti
karsti. Sirsnīgi sveicieni.

[Ella]

Dieva deelj neveriet valjaa =]]]] Padoms: Un spiediet ok kameer lapa aizveras =]
http://www.multene.lv/wiskas.php?c=n